Thursday, 1 January 2009

Dear Santa...

Continuing the cut-and-paste start to my blogging year, this one by none other than our Che Det is not only hilarious, it is superfluous. He writes to Father Christmas Barack "HUSSEIN" Obama (isn't it a bit early in the year for Christmas cheer???) with his wish list.

The letter starts off with "Dear Mr President..." and he signs off as "Former Prime Minister of Malaysia" (as if to remind Obama of his Indonesian sojourn) and I have my doubts if the letter will ever reach the desk of Obama in the first place. He also very conspicuously uses the "Hussein" in Obama's name as if to appeal to his "muslim side" but refers to "un-Christian" actions in his letter (surely Obama will scratch his head if he reads it).

I am not knocking the content of Tun's letter, much of which I too agree with, but it is the letter per se. Perhaps he should have signed off as Current Chairman, Kuala Lumpur Foundation To Criminalise War rather than Former PM of Malaysia. We already have a "lame duck current PM", a "PM Designate" and also not forgetting that 16th September "PM in waiting" guy; now a former PM gets into the global arena.

Well, if Mr Hussein Obama were a Mr George Walker Bush; he may jolly well reply. That would then qualify him to a nomination for a Man of the Year award...Funniest Man, that is.

Please read:

Open Letter to Barack Hussein Obama President-elect of the United States of America
By Dr. Mahathir Mohamad on January 1, 2009 3:59 AM

Dear Mr. President,

I did not vote for you in the Presidential Election because I am Malaysian.

But I consider myself one of your constituents because what you do or say will affect me and my country as well.I welcome your promise to change. Certainly your country, the United States of America need a lot of changes.

That is because America and Americans have become the best hated people in the world. Even Europeans dislike your arrogance. Yet you were once admired and liked because you freed a lot of countries from conquest and subjugation.

It is the custom on New Year's day for people to make resolutions. You must have listed your good resolutions already. But may I politely suggest that you also resolve to do the following in pursuit of Change.

1) Stop killing people. The United States is too fond of killing people in order to achieve its objectives. You call it war, but today's wars are not about professional soldiers fighting and killing each other. It is about killing people, ordinary innocent people by the hundreds of thousands. Whole countries will be devastated. War is primitive, the cavemen's way of dealing with a problem. Stop your arms build up and your planning for future wars.

2) Stop indiscriminate support of Israeli killers with your money and your weapons. The planes and the bombs killing the people of Gaza are from you.

3) Stop applying sanctions against countries which cannot do the same against you. In Iraq your sanctions killed 500,000 children through depriving them of medicine and food. Others were born deformed.What have you achieved with this cruelty? Nothing except the hatred of the victims and right-thinking people.

4) Stop your scientists and researchers from inventing new and more diabolical weapons to kill more people more efficiently.

5) Stop your arms manufacturers from producing them. Stop your sales of arms to the world. It is blood money that you earn. It is un-Christian.

6) Stop trying to democratize all the countries of the world. Democracy may work for the United States but it does not always work for other countries. Don't kill people because they are not democratic. Your crusade to democratize countries has killed more people than the authoritarian Governments which you overthrew. And you have not succeeded anyway.

7) Stop the casinos which you call financial institutions. Stop hedge funds, derivatives and currency trading. Stop banks from lending non-existent money by the billions. Regulate and supervise your banks. Jail the miscreants who made profits from abusing the system.8) Sign the Kyoto Protocol and other international agreements.

9) Show respect for the United Nations. I have many other resolutions for change which I think you should consider and undertake.But I think you have enough on your plate for this 2009th year of the Christian Era.

If you can do only a few of what I suggest you will be remembered by the world as a great leader. Then the United States will again be the most admired nation. Your embassies will be able to take down the high fences and razor-wire coils that surround them.

May I wish you a Happy New Year and a great Presidency.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr Mahathir bin Mohamad
(Former Prime Minister of Malaysia)

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